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Non-Paternity (no, this is not a spam post)

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Just a quick shout-out to (other) Richard over at the Naturally Selected blog, who in turn points at a Faculty of 1000 review of a very interesting article by Michael Gilding, entitled “Rampant Misattributed Paternity:  The Creation of an Urban Myth”. You can download the article, for free, from the journal website, right here.

While the article starts off sounding like a defence of Gilding and colleagues’ involvement (and occasional lambasting by interested stakeholders) in a 2005 paternity story involving an Australian politician, it rapidly evolves into an interesting, if rather anecdotal, deconstruction of the myths surrounding the incidence of non-paternity, at least in some sectors of “Western” society. It seems, perhaps unsurprisingly, that even the best estimates in the scientific literature appear to be pretty soft, and that most of what is popularly “known” is blatantly wrong. Popular estimates of 10-30% are not supported by scientific evidence, which suggests a rate closer to 1-3%, at least in the most believable studies.

I can recall being told during my PhD that “about five percent of families” in some of our disease studies had a case of non-paternity; given an average family size of, say, 2.2 children, that’s about 2.5% overall. That was a totally empirical (and thus non-rigorous) estimate, but seems “about right”.

Why is this important? Well, imagine how confounding a non-paternity rate of ten, or twenty, or thirty percent would be in a genetic association or (shudder!) linkage study, looking for variants conferring risk to a particular phenotype (that’s “disease” or “disorder” to medically-inclined readers). Even rates on the order of one percent can make things tricky. But – in this age of genome-wide, microarray-based association studies – questions of paternity are now trivial to resolve, and individuals manifesting obvious non-inheritance (which we can easily find with just a handful of polymorphic markers on a typical microarray containing hundreds of thousands) can be filtered from the final data set.

So is the presence of occasional non-paternity in genetic studies a big deal, or not? Well, it’s easy to detect, to be sure, but can still be a real problem in very small studies (such as those using genetic data to assess drug response in an early-phase clinical trial, where subject numbers may be quite limited). Is knowing the “true” population rate important? I’d argue that it probably isn’t. But it seems to me to be a moot point, since the best way to discover it would be via a very large, familial study, using population-based subjects – in other words, not selected as being part of a particular disease cohort. And I don’t buy for a second that (a) any funding agency is likely to pay for such a study, and (b) any Research Ethics Board would ever be likely to approve it anyway.

Still, Gilding’s article is an interesting read, and it’s nice to see an article noticed, reviewed, and yes, even blogged (a couple of times) even though it’s published in a journal that isn’t indexed in PubMed.

Scientia Pro Publica

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Just a quick guerilla post to point anyone who might be reading at a worthy initiative – the Scientia Pro Publica blog carnival, which as I understand it is a regular initiative to bring interesting science to the attention of the general public.

I’ll let Stephen Curry, the host of this edition, fill you in on the details. More can be found at this post from his blog, Reciprocal Space, including a link to the submission form. Here’s Stephen…

“…if you’ve read or written a blogpost about science, nature or medicine in the last couple of weeks that you think might enchant or enthrall a public audience, please think about submitting it to the carnival.”

The submission form has more detail on the general idea behind Scientia:

The purpose of this blog carnival is simple: to provide a large public platform that celebrates the best science, nature and medical writing published within the previous month in the blogosphere. This means the host should be able to understand what you’ve written. If the host can’t understand it, neither will the public. Acceptable submissions include “translations” of scientific papers, original essays about a scientific topic or theme, and reviews of books about science. Other submissions may or may not be accepted at the current host’s discretion. Topics range from basic to applied sciences; from physics, chemistry and biology to pharmacology and medicine. Scientia is published on the first and third Monday of each month, and of course, because this is a traveling blog carnival, it is seeking hosts.

Submissions will be published on Monday, March 1, so you’ve got a little time to either write something, or snag a post from the last couple of weeks or so. Of course, since it’s ongoing, you can contribute as often, or as infrequently, as you like.

Go on, you know you want to.

Scholarly Googles, foibles and FAILs

Monday, January 4th, 2010

[cross-posted from my other blog, since it seemed relevant to LSTOTT]

Martin Fenner’s recent blog post about ORCID, a way of uniquely identifying research scientists (or, I suppose, in principle, just about anybody) in databases, got me thinking a little about how this might solve some of my own problems. Briefly, as I understand it, ORCID will allow easier identification of published papers in the scientific literature and attribution (correctly, one hopes) to individual authors. It promises to solve a whole host of problems, including differentiating between researchers with identical names (just try looking up papers by “A. Wong”, or “J. Smith” – go on, I dare you), or the same person publishing under different names (like a married name, for example).

One example where this might be useful is when granting agencies want to measure the “impact” of the funding dollars they’ve put into a project. And, in science, the most frequent measure of impact is the publication. Scientist “X” has a grant from the Big Granting Agency, so let’s find out how many papers Scientist X has published, count them up, and report that number. Easy, right?

Not necessarily.

Conventional search engines such as PubMed (for the biomedical sciences, which is the area I inhabit) are easy enough to search, but are keyed to a limited number of descriptive terms (keywords, author names, and the like). And PubMed doesn’t handle the problems identified above (one name, many people, or one person, multiple names) at all, as far as I can tell. Searching PubMed using “R. Wintle” finds a bunch of publications that I didn’t write; by contrast, using “R.F. Wintle” misses one that I did. For people with more common names and/or a lot more publications, sifting through the results for relevant ones becomes a real chore. PubMed, too, only deals with biomedical papers – so if I’d happened to publish some interesting algorithm in a Math journal (oh, go on – it could happen), that would also be missed by both search strategies.

But it gets worse. The issues with PubMed (which is, after all, a curated set of publication data – in other words, it contains only “potentially relevant” information) absolutely pale in comparison with the monster that is Google Scholar. Scholar has a major advantage over PubMed, as it indexes each article’s full text, just like Google does with web pages. So, looking for acknowledgments in the text (“thanks to Scientist X for helpful advice”, or “experiments were performed in the facilities at Big Shiny Lab”) becomes trivial. PubMed can’t do this. Not at all.

But – and this is where it becomes tricky – Scholar is not smart enough to do date ranges smaller than a year. So if, for example, one wanted to find all publications acknowledging experiments performed at Big Shiny Lab in the first quarter of 2010 – well, you’re out of luck. Or should I say, I’m out of luck. And this, unfortunately, is precisely the kind of data I need to gather. Four times a year, as it turns out, for one funding agency. For others, I’m occasionally obliged to do it based on the fiscal year (April through March), or various types of “government” years (July to June, October to September), which Scholar also can’t do. PubMed can deal with monthly date ranges no problem, but not with full-text searches.

See the problem? Presented with the question above, I can search Google Scholar for all of 2010, and then manually go through the resultant mess of hits to (a) find those in the first quarter, rather than the other nine months of the year, (b) eliminate the inevitable duplicates, and (c) trim out the remaining chaff caused by spurious keyword hits. This, as you might imagine, is both time-consuming and irritating. ORCID, truth be told, won’t solve this particular problem. Nothing will, unless Google smartens up and puts “proper” date tags on its indexed publications and implements a more sophisticated date-limit on searches (which, by the way, I’ve asked them to do – go on, you can ask too!).

All this leads me to the inevitable conclusion that there must be a better way. Data-mining from indexed publication records is not an easy task, and people much cleverer than I have spent a lot of time (and money) on it. What I’m looking for, of course, is a push-button solution: show me all the publications, in a certain date range, containing relevant references to the Big Shiny Lab, sorted nicely and with all the redundant hits eliminated. If we (and by “we”, I mean “somebody”) can search the whole web, harmonize identifiers using something like ORCID, index thousands of scientific journals, and dig through it all with sophisticated keyword strategies, surely a little request like that isn’t too much to ask?

OpenLab 2009

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

If you’ve written anything excellent since December of 2008, you’ve got a few days left to submit it to OpenLab 2009, an initiative to curate and publish (on paper, no less!) the best of Science Blogging, including prose, poetry, comics and other artwork. You can learn more about this worthy initiative here, or click on the button below to nominate something – yours, or someone else’s.

Go on, you know you want to.

The scientific treatment of Shakespeare's naughty nether regions.

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

In researching (and I use the term in its modern sense, roughly meaning “looking on the internet for approximately three minutes) in order to find something to contribute to a discussion about inappropriate scientific article titles, I came across this absolute gem of a paper:

All’s Well That Ends Well: Shakespeare’s treatment of anal fistula. Cosman BC. Dis Colon Rectum. 1998 Jul;41(7):914-24. PMID 9678380

I had no idea, really, although I suppose that in a journal called ’Diseases of the Colon and Rectum’, I shouldn’t be surprised. With morbid fascination, I read the abstract:

Textual and contextual evidence suggests that the French king’s fistula, a central plot device in Shakespeare’s play All’s Well That Ends Well, is a fistula-in-ano.

Really? I’m fairly certain I’ve seen this play performed, at least in a television adaptation. It was a long time ago, and certainly long before I began to be interested in gastrointestinal disorders, but I would have thought I would remember references to the French king’s backside. And I’ve already learned something else:  I don’t think I’ve ever come across the term ‘fistula-in-ano’ before.

Reading on:

Anal fistula was known to the lay public in Shakespeare’s time.

I suppose that makes sense. I hadn’t really thought about it.

In addition, Shakespeare may have known of the anal fistula treatise of John Arderne, an ancestor on Shakespeare’s mother’s side. Shakespeare’s use of anal fistula differs from all previous versions of the story, which first appeared in Boccaccio’s Decameron and from its possible historical antecedent, the fistula of Charles V of France.

Ok, now the author’s getting serious. Or the article’s getting silly. One or the other. Onward:

This difference makes sense given the conventions of Elizabethan comedy, which included anal humor.

Again, I hadn’t thought about it – but no surprise there, really.

It is also understandable when one looks at what wounds in different locations mean in European legend. In this light, it is not surprising that subsequent expurgations treat Boccaccio’s and Shakespeare’s fistulas differently, censoring only Shakespeare’s.

Well, ok – they removed the reference to the King’s bum. I’m not really surprised. Other ‘wounds’ were much more socially acceptable, I suppose. After all, we’re talking about a culture that endorsed public beheadings.

Cosman’s abstract ends with this screechingly funny statement:

This reading has implications for the staging of All’s Well That Ends Well, and for our view of the place of anal fistulas in cultural history.

Indeed it does. I shall never view the cultural history of anal fistulas in the same way again. Or perhaps at all. And I’m certainly going to be paying closer attention the next time I see All’s Well That Ends Well performed. Paying closer attention, but ready to run for the door if the King’s nether ailments are about to be revealed.

It’s a good thing there are curated literature search engines, like PubMed. Otherwise, how would I ever find these things?

Mr. Darwin’s magic hammer

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

I happily confess that I haven’t read many of Charles Darwin’s published works. Of those few that I have, one of my favourite passages (from The Voyage of the Beagle) is this:

“In the evening we reached the island of San Pedro, where we found the Beagle at anchor. In doubling the point, two of the officers landed to take a round of angles with the theodolite. A fox (Canis fulvipes), of a kind said to be peculiar to the island, and very rare in it, and which is a new species, was sitting on the rocks. He was so intently absorbed in watching the work of the officers, that I was able, by quietly walking up behind, to knock him on the head with my geological hammer. This fox, more curious or more scientific, but less wise, than the generality of his brethren, is now mounted in the museum of the Zoological Society.”

Poor old fox. Little did he know his place in history.

Darwin, I suppose, was simply following accepted Natural History custom of his day, collecting a specimen for the museum back home. I know people who do this now, embarking on “prospecting” missions to exotic locations, to collect, catalogue, preserve, and, yes, bonk on the head (or the entomological equivalent, drop in alcohol) various unfortunate creatures. Perhaps even threatened or rare ones – by mistake, one might hope, or through ignorance of their scarcity. I recognize that Darwin’s time was different than today. But even so, it grates on me a little that he ”collected” the trusting Canis fulvipes quite so cavalierly.

Ironically, we can perhaps stretch the blame to encompass Darwin’s nature: in his autobiography, he notes that “The passion for collecting which leads a man to be a systematic naturalist, a virtuoso, or a miser, was very strong in me, and was clearly innate, as none of my sisters or brother ever had this taste.”  But perhaps that’s playing the deterministic card a bit too much. And after so many years, Darwin hardly needs the likes of me to cut him some slack.

In researching this piece, I came across this rather endearing illustration of the little fox, who it appears now goes by the altogether more exciting name of Pseudalopex fulvipes. You can read all about him in this paper by J. E. Jiménez, or on this website. Unfortunately, it seems as though time hasn’t treated Darwin’s fox well, and he and his vulpine friends are still critically endangered.

Which brings me, via a tortuous route, to the point of this piece – the hammer. As a scientific tool, it’s better suited to the geology for which Darwin brought it along, than the Natural History to which he applied it on this occasion. But regardless of method, the result is that Canis fulvipes ended up in a museum collection, to ultimately be re-classified in the genus Pseudalopex (or perhaps Lycalopex - I’ve become rather confused in trying to sort this out). I confess I haven’t looked into the history of when and how this was done – whether on morphological, or genetic grounds, or perhaps a combination of both. But I can’t help wondering what Darwin would have made of the modern tools we have to aid us in classification in the Twenty-First Century -  this whole new discipline called “Phylogenetics“. Nurture may be one thing, but Nature leaves a fingerprint, and if you have the right skills, you can sort the evolutionary relationships out using a molecular hammer of much smaller size, and much larger impact.

None of this is news to anybody, I suppose – but imagine, if you will, what Charles D. would have done with a modern-day arsenal of analytical tools at his disposal. Think of the books he would have written. And then go and look at the books he did write, and be amazed. With little more than a notebook, a keen set of observational skills, and that all-important hammer, Darwin changed the way we all look at species, their relationships, and their evolution. And he was even stealthy enough to strike down poor Pseudalopex while it was distracted.

Happy Darwin Day, everyone.

Some further reading, of the technical sort:

J. E. Jiménez  (2007). Ecology of a coastal population of the critically endangered Darwin’s fox (Pseudalopex fulvipes) on Chiloé Island, southern Chile. Journal of Zoology, Volume 271 Issue 1, Pages 63-77. Jiménez and co-authors have written a number of papers about this species.

B. Rannala and Z. Yang (2008). Phylogenetic inference using whole genomes. Annual Reviews of Genomics and Human Genetics, Volume 9, Pages 217-231. PMID 18767964 A technical, but not completely overwhelming, treatment of a very complex subject.

In which we discuss the budget, again

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Following on from my last post, it appears that the Canadian federal government has decided not to fund Genome Canada at all. Which is dreadful news for the research community that I inhabit.

You can read an article by reporter Carolyn Abraham that made the front page of this morning’s Globe and Mail, right here (and excerpted below).

For the first time in nine years, Genome Canada, a non-profit non-governmental funding organization, was not mentioned in the federal budget and saw its annual cash injection from Ottawa – $140-million last year – disappear.

“We got nothing, nothing, and we don’t know why,” said a stunned Martin Godbout, Genome Canada president and CEO. “We’re devastated.”

This is potentially going to make it a lot harder to attract and retain highly qualified personnel to run these fancy “tools of the trade” that we have in our labs. There’s one last recourse I can think of – I believe the final debate on the budget is today. We’ll see if anything changes. Until then, I’m going to mope.

In which we discuss the budget

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

“Tools of the Trade”, you say. Well, I’m going to bend the definition of this blog a little (again), this time towards funding. Which is, of course, what enables us all to purchase the various and assorted goodies that we like to put in our labs.

Connection made. I’ll move on now.

For those of us in Canada, next Tuesday will be a day to watch. While our neighbours to the south have been wrapping up the hoopla surrounding the inauguration of their new President, we in the north have been quietly creeping closer to the tabling of a new federal budget. Our Minister of Finance, who tradition dictates I must refer to as “The Honourable Jim Flaherty“, will be dropping this particular bomb on us on the 27th.

This impacts many things, but the one I’ll be watching most closely is the funding allocation for Genome Canada, which is not only the major funder of large-scale “omics” research in this country, but also distinctly not a persistent line item in the federal budget. Each year, they lobby for funds based on the competitions they envision running and ongoing initiatives they need to support, and each year we all wait with varying degrees of bated breath to see what happens. Early in 2009, our federal administration is pretty shaky indeed, having been prorogued over the Christmas break, essentially to avoid a non-confidence vote headed by a coalition of opposition parties. Ah, the joys of a minority government. While things seems a bit more stable now, a mis-step on Tuesday could nevertheless bring the government down.

So, we’ll wait and see. I had, but did not take, the opportunity to introduce myself to the Minister while he and I were the same flight back from Washington in November (he in first class, returning from the economic summit, me in economy, returning from having lunch with a couple of fellow SAB members). Perhaps I should have mentioned genomics research to him then… but maybe it’s best I left well enough alone.

See you on Wednesday, then.

Blog for Darwin

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

I’ve shamelessly plagiarized this from my personal blog. I guess I’ll have to pay myself royalties, or something.

For those of you who enjoy blogging, this looks like it could be fun:

It’s presented as a “blog swarm“, where not only are the organizers soliciting Darwin-themed blog posts to celebrate the bicentenary of Charles Darwin’s birth (February 12th, 1809), but are intending to aggregate them all as well. Regardless of your views on Darwin himself, his scientific prowess (or not), his writings, or evolution vs. intelligent design vs. whatever else, this still sounds like a very interesting initiative. As I’m firmly in the Darwin camp (although with reservations about certain of his published works, some of which are very tedious indeed), I’ll be participating, both here and over at the aforementioned personal blog.

You can too… click right here to find out how.

Thanks to Heather for alerting me to this.

Are we done yet?

Saturday, January 3rd, 2009

Considering that I’ve managed only seven posts since my first one last March, and my fellow LSTOTT bloggers hwiegand and hbogerd haven’t posted in nearly four months and seven months, respectively, I’d say that this place is not exactly staying topical and up-to-date. In fact, it’s barely ticking over.

And, given that the average number of comments over the last ten posts is just less than two (1.9, range 0 – 5), with quite a few of those being my own responses to initial comments from others, I’d also venture to suggest that barely anyone’s reading it. Either that, or those who do are remarkably silent.

So – this begs the question. Is there any point to continuing this blog? I suppose it’s gratifying to see comments, and feel that others are reading, perhaps being stimulated to think about the topics of the posts a little, or at least being engaged. I know that the argument’s been made many times, by many people, that “we don’t blog just to get comments”, and I guess in some way that’s true. But I, personally, don’t blog in order to simply throw my thoughts into the wind – if nobody’s reading, what’s the point of writing publicly? I might as well keep a little notebook, or put it all on a private website.

This all may seem like whining, and perhaps it is. But if anyone’s interested in commenting, I’d like to hear it, as long as you’re not the same people who’ve been hitting the blog with spam comments about various activities consenting adults might engage in. Oh, and yes, I’m aware that I’m not the only SAB blogger who’s been thinking about moving on, shutting down, or finding another forum for his/her thoughts.

We’ll see, I guess. Happy New Year, everyone – new things, and all.

experimentus interruptus

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

I hate phones. I don’t have a cell phone. I let the answering machine pick up 99% of calls at home. At work I answer the phone. Not because I’m looking for another annoying cold call from Dipshit Biotech but because I have a wife and two kids there are times I need to be reached. Plans change, illness, car problems, etc. So……….

Today the phone rings in the lab. I’m in the middle of setting up a fairly complicated experiment. “Hi Hal, I’m ____________, you probably don’t remember me but you sent me some reagents several years ago and I want to do another experiment and wonder blah blah freaking blah.”  Short of hanging up (why didn’t I think of that), how the hell can I escape? Ten minutes later I’m back at the bench, dazed and confused. Did I finish the master mix. Start over…………..not enough left of one reagent………..I find more but it is another prep…recalulculation time……….feelings of failure…finally I toss the whole thing in the trash can……….”That bitch”….ooops, that costs me a quarter to the lab curse jar.

But it was worth it. Money well spent.

Tomorrow?

 ”One more chance to get it all wrong”

(lyrics courtesy of the Replacements)

 

 

 

 

No longer a Miss

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

I apologize for my lack of writing the last month. April passed by in a blur for me with final touches and preparations for my wedding followed by two weeks in Italy on a honeymoon. Needless to say that’s ALL that I accomplished for the month. BUT what an accomplishment!!

The wedding was great! We celebrated with family and friends and were married at the end of the day. The following day we were off to Italy – a first time visit for both of us. A few days in Venice, a few days in Florence, and to finish off the trip a few days in Rome. Not a lot of science. Actually there wasn’t any science but there was a lot of history, art, good food and good wine.

A wonderfully memorable and exhausting trip!!

Brand New Confusion

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

In this post-90’s biotech era which we all inhabit, I’m finding that brand recognition is becoming a confusing game indeed. Old favourite boutique vendors like Molecular Probes have been swallowed up by enormous, multi-tentacled distributors like Invitrogen, and keeping track of who’s distributing your favourite brand of pipettor, or water filter, or tissue culture media, can make for hours of fun and games. Even the big players keep getting bought and sold – just try to sort out the whole Merck/EMD fine chemical business, or the ownership structure of VWR, if you have some time to kill. And I’m still trying to get my head around Thermo Fisher. What does Thermo Electron have to do with distributing pipette tips and latex gloves? How, if at all, is this related to Thermo Finnigan? It makes my head hurt just thinking about it.

And then there’s my personal favourite suite of technologies du jour, loosely grouped into “next-generation” DNA sequencing, or NGS. Illumina buys Solexa, Applied Biosystems buys Agencourt Personal Genomics (but not Agenourt Bioscience, which is owned by Beckman Coulter – are you following this?), Roche gobbles up 454 Life Sciences. Pacific Biosciences is next, mark my words, with rumours of intense interest from Applied Biosystems, and probably many others. Helicos too, perhaps, so look for a merger or acquisition there, although with a market cap of $147 million and $50 million in the bank at the end of 2007, they could probably stay on their own for a while.

In the case of Illumina’s almost-works-most-of-the-time Genome Analyzer, most people still call it a “Solexa”. At the recent AGBT conference, which I’ve rattled on about in more detail elsewhere, practically the only people using the term “Illumina Genome Analyzer” were members of the large posse of Illumina employees in attendance. And most people don’t call the ex-454 machine a “Roche” GS-FLX; to most, it’s still a “454”, although this seems to me to be waning a bit under the crushing weight of Roche’s marketing machinery. Remarkably, the 454 Life Sciences website still exists, and is still a much, much better source of information on this NGS system than the Roche website, which is large, messy, and rather full of the 150,000 other things that Roche sells.

On the other hand, Applied Biosystems seems to have triumphed in branding their SOLiD system, and virtually nobody seems to remember that this was developed by Agencourt Personal Genomics and that the chemistry used was, for a time, referred to as the “APG process”, even by AB itself. Now it’s just SOLiD, small “i” and all, and the scientific community in general seems to have accepted that brand. Timing, I suppose, is everything.

Now, if someone could just explain to me why all these darn NGS boxes are blue

Let’s see if I can break the blog.

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Well, as Kat mentioned over at the SAB, I am now activated, Word-Press-enabled, and ready to jump into this whole Life Science Tools of the Trade thing, joining my virtual colleagues hbogerd and hwiegand.

As some of you know, I’m a Blogger kind of person so far, so this post is as much about introducing myself as it is about seeing whether I can work out how WordPress works. So far, so good, nothing’s caught fire yet. I will doubtless be posting many erudite comments on the technologies we all use (or more likely, those that fail us miserably), but in the meantime I’l leave you with a teaser: yes, we have a next-generation DNA sequencer; no, it doesn’t work as well as advertised; and we just finished our first client project, a ChIP-sequencing experiment, after seven months of trouble-shooting since delivery. That’s about average, folks.

Another Product You Don’t Need……

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

At a vendor fair I picked up a free sample of Agarose Tablets from BIOLINE! The little white pills of agarose eliminate the  messy task of weighing out agarose! Okay, unlike LB powder or SDS, weighing out agarose isn’t really that messy. The little pills do save you the time you’d spend weighing out the agarose. Unfortunately, the pills have to dissolve for for 6 minutes in your buffer before you can microwave/melt them. Okay, no time saved. Safer to use?? I have no idea what that even means. The agarose tablets are probably MORE dangerous. Swallow one of those suckers by accident and I bet you’d be plugged up for days. Oh yeah, and they’re more expensive.

Thanks but no thanks.

Most expensive article?

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

The full text article is available for purchase

$59.66 plus tax

for a  1991 Virology  article? 

No thanks. I wonder what is the highest price a journal charges for access to an article? Does anyone actually buy single articles? More importantly, why am I trying to get access to that crappy (probably)  old (definitely) article on Sunday night?

What the definition of “is” is…..

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Bill Clinton’s memorable attempt at legalese evasion (what the definition of “is” is) during the Monica Blewinksy hearings made me wonder what the dfinition of “it” is. Today I wore my Promega promo t-shirt. The slogan? “Research makes me do it”. It? It depends on what your definition of “It” is. What does research make you do? It certainly doesn’t make me do “it”.

Science Lab musical?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Has the High School musical craze reached the science world? If you haven’t seen Bio-Rads PCR song, you need to check it out!

Scientists for better PCR

I’m still undecided. Is this suppose to be taken seriously?

In-Fusion PCR Cloning System

Friday, February 8th, 2008

I received a flyer for Clontech’s In-Fusion PCR Cloning System in the mail. I do try and scan the junk mail I receive, looking for the jewel in the junk. In-Fusion is a method of cloning that uses regions of engineered homology on your PCR generated insert and vector of choice to ligate without cutting your PCR fragment. Interesting. Maybe. Looking at the “time saved” flow chart. 30 minute ligation insead of 16 hours! That saves an entire day….if you still ligate overnight. In fairness, a footnote (in small print) reads “newer 5 min T4 DNA ligase reactions could be used”.   The real laugher is provided by the jokers in advertising when they comapare In-Fusion’s cloning efficiency with T4 DNA ligase’s. In-Fusion, obviously, is rated “High” (surprise) for both  .1 to 4 kb and 4 kb to 10 kb inserts. T4 DNA ligase PCR Cloning? No data available! Really? No data available? In-Fusion is better, much better when we compare it to “No data available”.

Clontech looks like a contender for the BioTech Bullshitter award for 2008!

 

Does the manuscript self-destruct?

Sunday, January 27th, 2008
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