Mumbo jumbo

Since we have a new member who is extremely lucid and incomprehensible at the same time, I post this is his honor:

Let me say that preformative exclusion of microbial macrobes should be studied. The subsonic-type of bacterial nucleus runs to the sound of her siren like voice where they will be degradededed into nanu-type negative charged debris by the super-trioxide activated scavengable cell type helio-matrix of the sub-type X membrane. Upon this sub-holy hyperacceleration of the immune response memory magnetic cells we shall reach a state of subconscious cleansing which clears are minds of all impure urges (not only homo, but also hetero and asexual). Skeptics claim that cleanising the asexual of their non-sexual urges will invoke the spirit of fornication. This is untrue as can be seen in my unpublished mansucript. The thoughts can literally and figuratively precipitate and be extruded on a molecular level by the routine technique of ion exchange therapy into the liver or kidney.With this state of mind-stasis equilibrium no disease can be spread. Prove it is not a non-null hyperthesis!

Time to tighten up the membership requirements.

Another thought……………….. and yes, I’m getting old…………I don’t really want to look at the ass crack, belly or nipples of every female (or male for that matter) student who comes into the lab. I could tell stories of the sights I’ve seen as they bend over at the restriction enzyme freezer. Hell, we even have a code for it…………A.M. Use of the code lets your lab mates know that there is a serious danger of ass meat viewing.

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