Bribery and corruption
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005I went on a training day (”arrghh! We wants a training day!” - obligatory obscure reference for the Brits) last week. I was one of the first to arrive, and was intrigued to see the course leader placing small, stuffed toys on each of the tables. Most tables only had one but the table I sat at had two - a squeaky chick and a beanie frog.
We were all somewhat bemused and puzzled by these critters, and concluded that they must be part of an ‘ice-breaking’ session early on. But they were never used ‘from the front’, and we were told that at courses some people feel edgy and the presence of cuddly toys to play with relaxes people and gives them something to do when nervous or whatever. We ended up playing a rather vigorous game of catch (Feh. I *hate* American spell chuckers. It’s bad enough that you’ve got us spelling -ize the French way, but now you’re putting ‘u’s after every bloody ‘o’. Noah really screwed you guys up, didn’t he? Get a real dictionary) with the squeaky chick, and I wanted to demonstrate dissection on the (lavender-scented) frog but no one had brought a sharp knife.
That pointless little anecdote beings me nicely onto a flyer that, er, flew into my pigeonhole on Monday.
‘Animal of the Month’ it says. ‘Operon brings fun to your lab!’ it says. And it has a picture of a stuffed mouse peeking out of a pile of coloured eppies, presumably in a manner that’s supposed to make hard-nosed scientists go ‘aaaaaaah’.
Bleh.
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